I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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