Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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