He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
Randomize
