When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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