bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
he was CRYING into my vagina
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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