they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
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