Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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