i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
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