how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
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