Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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