This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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