you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
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