just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
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