i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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