so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
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