So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
Hungover at Subway, watching a business guy try to squeeze his way past my car to get into his. Bitch shouldn'ta parked over the line.
You truly are a temple of morality.
I am the night, I am justice, I am currently watching the fat biz guy pay a frat boy to back his car up for him so he can get in.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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