so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
I accidentally burped into my bong.
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
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