oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
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