im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
Terrible idea I love it
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
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