My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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