we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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