don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
I had to cum in my sink.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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