Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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