Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
Oh god it's open bar.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
Randomize
