For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
Randomize
