Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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