There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
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