Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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