And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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