Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
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