I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
Randomize
