I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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