did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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