the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
Randomize
