Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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