I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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