It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
we made out on top of his cat.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
No...this little piggys going to the bar
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
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