There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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