i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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