i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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