I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
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