After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
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