I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
Randomize
