I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
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