Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
high people should be assigned attendants
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
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