I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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