We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
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