Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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