just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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