I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
good news, i'm not pregnant. bad news, i had sex with ***** last night and i think i'd rather be pregnant
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
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